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What Age Is Curtain Call For Club Girls?

An observation, from me own eyes and time spent nestled deep in the booby-trapped dating trenches: Girls drop out of the nightclub scene around age 25. Some sooner, some later, but the curtain call age...

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Jordan Peterson On Female Hypergamy

I’m convinced Jordan Peterson, perhaps Canada’s only shitlord worthy of the appellation, is a long-time reader of the Chateau. Watch this video of him discussing the reality of female hypergamy (a...

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Sexbot Revolution Update

The revolution will be animatronic. News from the Emerald Guile: A sexbot brothel opened one month ago in Dublin, and customers are lining up for Dolly the Dirty Bot’s very special services. GONE are...

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The Myth Of The Polyamorous Bonobo

Feminists unable to tolerate evolved psychological and biological differences between the sexes, along with free love freakazoids on the supposed side of realtalk, cleave to the neoDarwinian meme that...

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The Trump Effect Is The Testosterone Effect

Ted Cruz has found his Inner Shitlord, and here he is picking the target (CNN), freezing it, isolating it, and polarizing it. Since when did Cruz find his jewels and learn to love the heft and dazzle...

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Single White Women Are A Civilization-Scale Shit Test

Recently, the Audacious Epigone highlighted a poll which found that, among women age 18-29 (the single White woman years), the most common preferred term of self-identification is “feminist”. I was...

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The Winner Effect

The Winner Effect is the cognitive key to unleashing the Latent Alpha in every beta male. The term was entered into the Chateau lexicon via this post about the existence of an “alpha male switch” in...

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Women Want Arrogant And Confrontational Men

Chicks dig jerks, the evidence mounts and mounts (heh). The latest (via r/TheRedPill) (here’s a link to the original 2007 pdf) Science says: Women most attracted to arrogance, confrontative behavior,...

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Appeasing Wife, Happy Life

It’s ¡SCIENCE! day at the Chateau, and that means another 100% LOVEFACT to trigger a cascade of yeasty femlib tears. If you want a slender wife, and hence a happy life, it helps to be adored by her....

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Much Abo About Nothing

Every race of woman, no matter how ugly on average, has its redeeming exceptions of universally admired beauty. Except the abos. Not even one. Abos and the assorted subpopulation primitive groups like...

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Dispatches From The Jerkboy Field

Reader Jim gives a short field report testifying to the Power of Jerkboy. Off-topic: A girl I’m seeing on the side just texted me “You have me so wet right now. How is that possible when you’re making...

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Dominance Increases Male Sexual Attractiveness

Current Year ¡SCIENCE! is continually affirming CH maxims about the sexes, but even old timey trustworthy science, from before the SJW and femcunt infestation warped the scientific method,...

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Hillary Clinton Rose To Power By Leaning On A Man

Never often enough, the YASS QUEEN gaypedoface brigade and catlady consortium need a reminder that thecunt (aka hillary clinton) achieved power and a near-miss at the Trump House solely by using her...

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Female Hotness Is Inversely Proportional To Female Gratitude

The younger, hotter, tighter a girl, the less grateful she is for male attention. She expects it, so when she gets it she’s not grateful, only slightly annoyed that yet again her expectations were met...

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Stone Cold Shiv Serum

We are immersed in a sexual market that, for reasons I have explained at length on this blog, greatly disadvantages beta provider males and encourages female solipsism and romantic recklessness. Beta...

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Does Porn Slake Or Whet Beta Male Thirst?

It’s reasonable to assume porn slakes beta male thirst. The more betas get their rocks off online, the less motivated they’ll be to effortcourt live girls. A spent and sated man should, given this...

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Porn Lowers Men’s Real Life Standards

I’ll make the brief case here that the cuntventional wisdom is wrong about porn. It doesn’t raise men’s standards in real life women by visually and orgasmically acclimating them to hotter women; it...

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Bone Zones

Nestled in the quaking bosom of the Chateau comment section was a discussion about European female beauty and why it seems more often to float down from the mountain than emanate from the plain. I...

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What Produces Female Beauty?

Surplus women. Male paternal investment. Female dependency. williamK explains, You’re missing an ingredient. A boner favorable female to male ratio is a necessary but not sufficient ingredient for...

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Google Gal Gaga For Gangstas

It;s not just the low self-esteem, indigent, welfare class white-less girls who dig jailbird jerkboys. A well-off White woman who works for Google, excuse me Goolag, gushes (literally) over prison...

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